Do you hear what I hear?

 My mum went out to check the chickens wearing her tall boots and a pair of shorts, a summer shirt and her winter jacket. She says it's only -13 so it's not like it's cold. 

I think she's crazy. She doesn't even have fur! 

I've been thinking a lot this weekend while my mama's been working on report cards. I thought about cookies. I  thought about cats. And I thought about all the treats mum has hidden in the spare room. Who is Santa Paws anyhow?